Of Ersatz People

3 more days! Then Sir Dec of Hotelville will book out of his 2 year holiday from the alluring, enthralling, enamoring isles of Pulau Tekong! Yes! Then we shall all go par·ty·ing! Oh yeahhh.. Wah, really addicted to Manic street preachers man.. dunno why also.. oh wells. Anyways, i realise i have been drifting around like flotsam.. which is kinda interesting.. Meeting new people, which is classified in the grandmasterplan of Aki's socializing exploits. Speaking of all the new people i met, i r proud to say i r shook hands with amanda ling. Oh yeah she has a smile to die for man.. oh yeahhhh i r the happies! Hmm.. oh yes and i still can't get my mind off her. Haiz. The Unintended. The ersatz one. Anyways, what have i been doing these few days? I can't really remember.. All i know is that Monday,

I don't care if Mondays black
Tuesday, Wednesday - heart attack
Thursday, never looking back
It's Friday, I'm in love

Haha i couldn't help it! Oops muahaha! Kiddin'. Anyways, Monday was work day, jagaed the stage for the jet concert so in the end josiah n me juz slept on the stage n talked a bit of cock. Tuesday is a mental blank i can't remember what happened. Probably had teh with ah punk again. Wednesday watched Hula Girls w Xh ohh yeah cute nihonjins dancing Hula! Hot la the nihonjins! The MILF dance teacher was hot, the main character n her good friend was cute, the old one w specs was funny, the ph4t one was my favourite! Aloha nui loa...Victoria Kaiulani! No idea what it means. Random bullshit. Hm den thursday had teh w punk again den RoundTabled w ismail.. den supper at AL AMEEN w Xh. Hahahahah woodlands al ameen wtfness thats so jijik man. So coincidental! Hm den friday i'm in love day started off normally. Had lunch w ah punk, den made my new posb card finally! And went home.. vomited all the fucking oily and disgusting long john silvers crapshitfuck that i shall never eat again, straight after that met up with gary n gang at Ming arcade.. Long time no see aight! Haha.. after that went to home club t some sort of celebrate jocelyn's bdae but more like show face den smoke like fuck in a club before its banned, which was quite ok la, if it weren't for the electro trance thingy not really my kind of music but ahh has the beat so who cares, saw fiomie, which was quite saddening to see who she became after youknowwad happened. First thing i see is random guys around her all over her, she's drunk like fuck, got sent home by random guy A, shit like that. Its sad to see someone who doesnt consider you a friend but you know that it will never be so for there WAS a past whether you like it or not. ok i just confused myself. Anyway my point is its sad to see someone you know turn into someone you don't know and never WANT to know. Its childish la. But ahh who cares i better stop talking about her in case ppl misinterpret and say that i still got feelings for her. Hahaha.. K enuf digressing. Where was i? Oh yes home club! Wah shiokshiok twas the cheapest clubbing experience ever! 20 bucks man! I likeee... Budget clubbing.. Free entry thanks to youknowwho, free drinks thanks to the same youknowwho, but as i r was stressed and thirsty because of another youknowwho i decided to order a jug.. After that more free drinks from the original youknowyou and before i knew it i was slightly high. So enough with the alcohol and in with mac's! See what a normal Friday huh. Oh yeah mac's was crazily funny. Ismail was coming out with random retarded stuff.. Wah cannot stop laughing sia laugh until mabo! Geeeeengggg! Ahahahhahaahhahaa! Anyways, Saturday was really a pushing the limits day man.. Spsed to meet everyone at 3 at clarke quay. Woke up at 5, den kan chong spider had like 5 missed calls and 3 msgs. I thought it was business as usual until i realised the messages had stuff like eh i'll be late, ugh i juz woke up and eh i not coming. Haha den not so kanchong anymore... So can relacjack abit n take my own sweet time.. Called xh and she also juz woke up.. Haha really business as usual man. Nothing changed at all everyone still late or not coming. Suddenly feel so normal lol. Anyway drove down to pick xing up wah that was the most tiring ride ever. When you're tired never drive man.. Its brutal to even keep your eyes on the road. Haha anyways finally reached Far east square after many side trips like buying bak gua for addy and possessed rings dun ask. By then i thought to myself, ahh sian forcevomit sure finish playing already haiz siansian never caught siti. When i reached there and looked at the stage, lo and behold! Forcevomit were just starting their first song! Wah i r happies den juz enjoy the music loh. After force vomit was west grand boulevard. After that i dunno cuz it was after west grand boulevard that i shook hands with amanda ling ohhh yeahhh amanda ling wtfness so cute haizzz. Mental blank all the way until electrico started playing.. cuz it was then we went into the moshpit. Oh my god it was brutal man.. Moshing= To knock against others intentionally while dancing at a rock concert; slam-dance. In real life, its more like a free for all.. My cap kept getting knocked off, xh fell down, terence got pinballed to the front. In the end xh got to bodysurf, den happy alr la... haha! So before i knew it, the concert ended.. And i was just getting warmed up. Not tired already. So to top it all off, ismail, danielle, her sis, and ter decided to go to cine kopitiam and plan what to do next. That was the downfall man. In the end sat down there like 4 hours with no leads on what to do next. Ate, talked, ate, talked, smoked, smoked and smoked. Wah really mental blank. Halfway through Bobo(sayitinabritishaccent) came down. And Xing n company were at the neighbouring kopitiam dunno doing what also. Small world eh. In the end we decided to go to kbox(ubou) Sang like 2 hours. Halfway through xing n co came in. Wah shiok first time i sang tong hua properly with all the lyrics. have to thank the intepreter xing haha lucky u can read chinese. Wads the other gh3y song.. oh yes an jing. hahaha fucking gh3y ch33n4ism man lolz. Yes den we found out that starbucks orchard building will officially close, together with starbucks liat towers and starbucks park royal. Sian. Anyway celebrated xh's bdae there, then after that we went home. Sunday was a total knockout day. So here i am awake with nothing to do, the world as i know it is dead, so in like 30 mins time i'm gonna head down to school to collect the bloody diploma. Hopefully xh remembers the ersatz date she promised to have and calls me to set the time n place. Den the world as i know it will not be THAT dead. Hehe. Hm what a long post.