Long time no see!

Hi guys! Long time no see! =P Was in japan for a week wif joe n terence, was great! Primary things that stayed in my brain. Food. Coffee. Chicks. And might i add certain chicks like Bank lady, fair maiden and coffee girl that stuck to my mind. And oh yea i think i accidentaly ate shit there, tasted bitter yet goes well with curry udon. Oh the food. It's like having an orgasm in your mouth. So tasty. And the live prawn i cruelly deexoskeletoned? Well i ate it wif wasabi straight after its still moving legs got torn off by me. Yes raw. Well thats premium sashimi for u. Yum! And somehow the oyster looked like a... yea, and i ate it wif relish. Somehow it made me super horny the next day. I guess its the aphrodasiac. Well i almost ost my virginity, but thanks to Misuta PimPu! He said Sexu NO! but he said there was oiishii biru, whisuki ando kokutairu. Hm. Well i left him to pick on some poor nerdy virgin boy and made my way to find Yakuzas to cause trouble with so i can get my head blown off or sth. Which i did. I was so uber scared of e Yakuza that i walked. At the speed of light. When Misuta Joe saw e REAL DEAL Yakuza he was whimpering wif me and shitting/pissing in his pants. Same. Wonder Terence wasn't scared. Hero. And the cigs were cheap, round Y300 a pack. Bloody wussy cigs. 0.1 nicotine, 0.1 tar? huh? Lol walked around the whole Matsuyamashi juz to go to the University. Ehime University where they had an english speaking society which spoke minimal english. WOW~! ok. Saw many Milf. Ze nexu stoppu isu oba zere. Bought jap high school uniform. Cool "ACTUALLY PHOTOGENIC!! O.O" pics of me are online in frenster. Now i know why japan has a lot of pedos and milfs. i understand them. Lets see.. oh yea we climed mount "AKINA" right.. Oh and we went to Matsuyama High School cuz joe went mad and so crazed that he saw jap high sch gals. He went so high he giggled like a lil schoolgirl. Hm. Quotes. Oh not onli Matsuyama high school. We must have walked so much that we saw every single high school there was in Matsuyamashi Area. Now to Ushibuchi. Oh the glory of having a samurai era house to stay in. Shit holes that has no flush but this deeeep trench to do ur shit in. Nice. Dusty like hell. Smells of mothballs, but overall, a good place to warm ur freezing ass up. The house of madness. Now. The Boat. Oh the Boat. Sunflower was her name. Arr.. She's a good boat that dishes out suntory old whisky 43% alcohol that really saves ur life when ur stuck on e deck of e boat wif prolly 10degree air excluding the piercing wind. And we couldn't find the exit too. How? Well drink suntory old whisky, 43%! So now osaka. Where we saw 2/3 CHO chicks. Yes CHO not chio. CHO is a term i coined really really uber hot japanese ladies/girls/women. The Fair maiden and the coffee lady which terence and joe respectively fell in love wif "in a non-fuck way" or so they claim. We lived in hotel Yaegiku, a run down crappy red light district motel run by vampires that onli allow u to check in at 3PM. BUT! At night everything turns beautiful wif candlelit chandeliers and comfy futon and a nice bath wif clean soap, ashtrays, futons and even, a fridge! WOW~! Really a vampires castle. I can practically hear the phantom of the oprea playing in the deafening silence of the lift. The red light district we stayed in was called Soemon-Cho which we dubbed DEMON-CHO. Terence saw this uber hot slut there and boy was he happy that day. Together wif the tv that plays AV material at night, u can say we were happy single men, not gay i might add, for i shared the room wif my brother and my brother shared the room wif my parents and it was a 2 people one room thing so in e end i slept myself and my brother slept wif my parents and joe n terence slept together. oops. hehe confusing? dun worry u smart ppl will figure out. =P Hmm, speaking bout joe n ternce they bought cool fender guitars each and wif me carrying my super heavy bag, we were the band, JoKiTo. Care to hear us jam? haha. Well in Matsuyama hot schoolgals roamed the streets of Gintengai. but in Osaka, Misuta Y's and Misuta Pimps ran the town. Outside a police station (koban), we saw numerous Yakuzas and pimps it was scary. The police station was fairly near our castle, which i might add, means that it IS IN a red light district. Wow the surprise! Yakuza and Police(Keisatsu) Are friends! WOW~! Oh the Coffee(new topic) the coffee. for 120 or 150 yen u can buy the best coffee/tea in the world. Ask terence and his Red Tea coffee. Ask Joe and his Boss coffee. Ask me and my hot cocoa. Hello hi i feel like crying like a joe i really got a hit of PJDS(Post japan depression syndrome.) Incurable save from school. Oh man. before i REALLY cry i shall stop until i remember certain information that can be shared, unlike some info u shd not know like the voyuer clip of joe pccing to porn in the toilet while looking at his porno mag and me asking schoolgirls for pics like a bloody pervert. Oops.