Runaway Part 2

Here i was thinking that running away wasnt sucha bad idea, but the first doubts started rising up today. No one allowed me to thon overnight so i started to get a little worried. This cant be happening! But thankfully Dopedick had a room available, he saved my life. Settling down, i thought "oh yes, rest and relaxation." Suddenly, Dopedick asked me, 'Aki, are you ok with cockroaches?' I was stunned by this question, but i acted macho and said,'yea i'm alright with them.' Note the word acted. Bad move. I went into the toilet and lo and behold, a big ass cockroach awaited me. If the JB cockroaches were to compare with the one i saw, it's only edge is that it could fly. But in size comparison it was like comparing Godzilla to a butterfly. Exaggeration it is but.. that was my first impression. The chilly willies suddenly overcame me and boy was i shuddering. I came up with a game plan. Cover it with plastic wrapper and beat the shit out of it. He agreed. It worked, we covered it with plastic wrapping. Dopedick was squealing in fear having the cockroach crawling around. I picked up a slipper and sent it down with an almighty crash. Bad move number 2. It aggrevated the cockroach and it went berserk. Some sharp part bit dopedick and he flinched. In that instant the cockroach somehow escaped the plastic prison. It ran amok until the second crash came down. It was split right into two and it was immobile. Cockroach juice was everywhere. Great. We had to scrub the whole place clean. Somehow it was all very extremely funny to us and we were laughing all the way while cleaning. The end of Aki's Thonning adventure number 2. Yea no to describe Aki's schoolife adventure. Was fucking late for school and due to the danger of debarment, i had to come up with a genuine excuse. The answer? A car crash. Luckily i had the old acting skills stored in some godknowswhere part in me so i evaded debarment. That was one down. I then realised school was over. The sleep i had today in school was enough for a whole nights rest, which explains me being awake even now. Yea. Anyways after school i went to Little India for the 'Destiny path' shit. It was enjoyable i must say. Before that i was seriously talking cock to Mutton boy about death and destruction. Or something like that la. Something about teachers and metal barriers and AK-47's. No sense right? Good ol' old school bullshit. So anyways after that i walked around perspiring like a fucking pig in the 4 oclock scorching sun. Not fun. Mutton got freaked by what was happening while i was in a rush so i took a shortcut and finished it. I got my fortune read by a psychic parrot btw. It said that my family issues would be resovled, i must pay back my debts asap, and i will get a son that will bring winds of luck to my family. The picture that was covering the paper was interestingly the hindu god of fortune. Tyco r us. I likee. So anyways after that rushed down to plaza sing to meet stupid girl. Dumbass waited there for me, aww so sweet.. but oops i contradicted myself by saying dumbass. Weirdo has a problem with her bladder, and thats a story for another time. So anyways retard and me took turns whacking mutton around with words of funnily funny insults that got all of us laughing all the way from 5-7. Then Terence came and we continued the lame game. Yea. Funnily enough now the whole world seems to think i fancy the wiseass. If you are reading this dumbo i guess i am as puzzled as you. Lets discuss this over a cuppa free starbucks ok? And we all say thank you mother Theresa for the free blueberry mocha! Anyways how many meh meh jumped over the wall? Now you know! See how i take advantage of the mind lil miss blur? Hahaha only kidding. Ok enough about the crackhead if not people really suspect there is something. Now on to after. Ate at Mac's and waited at Park Mall for 75. Realised there was no 75 so took 77. Found out that 77 turns before Jelita so we had to walk to Jelita and take a bus from there. Reached Dopedick's house and had my phun with papa roach (pun intended). Ohoh btw a piece of trivia. Styegirl and me used to stay damn near each other when we were kids we just found that out like yesterday. As in like 5 mins walk away. Interesting info. Ok now i die confirm more people will ask me of my status, my relationship, blah blah blah yadda yadda yadda all i say is shhh...