Slack

Today was an utmost slacky day. Man, first thing was Melanie's class. Had to listen to two dudettes talking about film. Good. Just had to look like i was paying attention. Then came the clincher. A 1960 film that sparked off 12 Monkeys, the movie starring Bruce Willis. Damn it was good material for sleeping. Woke up just in time to set off on a quest to beauty world!

I braved many meters of walking until i reached the land of beautiful pool tables. Pool with boozer n dopedick! Pity there wasn't any pool tables.. nor billard tables. So we had a good talk about.. cock... and proceeded back to school for CCA!

Jap club. Kinda cool, knowing mostly everything, so slacking is inevitable. Was just playing tetris on my handphone until a dude approached me and asked to try on a Yutaka. Damn, i couldn't refuse, cuz it brings back great memories of Japan.. Made me feel all nostalgic and yadda yadda yadda. So i tried on the damn Yutaka and some... guy.. helped me. Mistake number 1. So they wanted to take a picture! Mistake number 2. Later i gave up and decided to get part of my soul sucked out. Unphotogenic Aki. Damn x2. One thing that stood out was the dance coordinator? Looks very jap. Felt kinda stupid again. No one guessed i was part monster, part alien. Oh well. And another thing that stuck out was where the oxygen dun breathe. And thirdly i vaguely remember somebody asking me to be more open! More alive! As i was looking back wif utter tiredness and exhaustion from keeping awake, i replied: "uh." Took the remaining energy i had. Some one then questioned me: "What is your policy here?" I replied with glee: "To Sleep, Slack and Stone." Then he said to make friends. I looked around and saw some living abominations. I was truly terrified. Of course there were some good men and women, but i mean, damn. Some were downright Gargantuan monstrosities. Yea. So i talked a bit more sarcastic cock and made a fool of myself as usual. Was offered Waffles and due to the overwhelming hunger i felt deep within the bowels of my stomach, i succumbed to gluttony and devoured pieces of waffle. Kaya waffle in fact. Then I was chased out like the insignificant mortal I was. Succumbing to hunger, greed and gluttony all in a shot, I went to boozers house so that he can bring me to the fabled Tanglin Club For the infamous steak that killed Morris, Lok and Dopedick. Found Mark and Daphne playing(erm, yea.), and boozer watching scryed. Nice anime. Anyway we went to Tanglin Club. Damn the place is damn high class to me. A kampong boy. A Kopitiam kid. A coffeshop teh ping ji pui guy. So anyway I feasted on extra mayo, bacon bits and spring onion. The fats on the steak killed me. Then Daphne gave food away, and I could hear gluttony whispering sweet nothings into my ear. I played a good game of scissors paper stone with mark and won all, except one. I ate all the long beans and the good crap that is food. Mark couldn't beat me mano-a-mano so Daphne joined in the fray. Played 2 on 1 scissors paper stone and drew them 3 times. The third I lost to mark and won Daphne. I think. Or was it the opposite? Ah heck I still ate. Mark had to order fried rice. Tasted nice, and he was oh so kind as to offer me some too! I was touched. By the offer of food to a greedy Aki. Yum. Anyone who offers me food is a good man. Then I think that was it.. the others went home so, here I am, writing my life story for all those who are interested to hear what I have to complain about in life. Today's favourite word: Slack.